我有一个微信公众号,叫做“谁糟蹋了孩子”,我的第一篇文章是这么写的:
我觉得能关注我公众号的大部分都是为人父母的吧?好,那么我就开门见山,我知道你们时间宝贵,拉泡屎的功夫刚打开微信马桶圈儿还没坐热,外面那个臭小子就已经开始砸门了,放心,我这就回答我提出的问题,倒底是谁糟蹋了孩子?答案就是:
这个人就是你,你你你,说的就是你!
作为这个世界上和他们相处时间最长、最被他们信任、依赖和模仿的人,你们这些做父母的就像画家一样手里操一把大刷子,在自己干净如白纸的孩子身上肆意描绘着你们心中的梦想、焦虑、疑惑、和贪婪。最要命的是,你们这辈子根本没有学过画画,连手里的刷子都是自己爹妈三十年前用剩下的,毛都快掉光了,还跟那儿使呢。
我说的对不对?画画是不是一件难事?可为什么你们不觉得有多难,进而不觉得自己哪里做错了呢?本来没我什么事儿,又不是我孩子,但我闲的蛋疼,而且知道你们忙,没工夫反省,所以我帮你们分析了一下,你们继续拉你们的屎,不用停。
你们没意识到孩子被自己糟蹋了,首先是因为你们不懂教育的重要性,不清楚父母施加在孩子未来性格和命运上的影响能有多大。作为一名科学家,我可以负责任的告诉你们,除了星座血型和属相,家庭教育是对孩子各方面影响最大的因素。
其次,你们也不懂教育。把孩子喂得像猪一样,裹的像熊一样,惯的像地铁上老头儿老太太一样,那不叫教育,那叫喂养,而且还不是科学喂养,最多只能算没把人养死。
最后,你们高估了自身能力,不认为教育对自己来说是一件很艰难的事。因为世上的难事大都很少人去挑战,而生儿育女这件事,是个人都在干,你们小区的王二麻子,相貌丑陋大字不识,还干了八次呢,能有多难?不难!老话怎么讲来着?车到山前必有路,儿孙自有儿孙福,“想那么多干嘛,媳妇儿快来,先把今晚的作业交了,不带伞的。”
说到这儿有人要问了,月小红你搁这儿瞎逼逼啥呢,你口口声声说我们糟蹋了孩子,你有证据没?
哎呦大哥,巧了嘿,我证据多了去了,我一股脑倒出来能把你淹死。要不我开一个公众号呢,就是因为一篇文章装不下呀,否则我写一篇雄文,题目叫做《谁糟蹋了孩子》,有破有立论据充分(八千多个),还不得洋洋洒洒几十万字,且不说公众号每篇文章字数有没有上限,我真要写出来你光手指头划屏幕都得划秃噜皮儿了。
所以就这么定了,从今天开始,我每隔一段时间写一篇文章,都围绕同一个中心,力图涵盖尽量多的内容和视角,目的就是让你们心服口服的承认:月小红你说对了,是我,就是我糟蹋了孩子。
建立这个博客的目的也是一样的,所以干脆就用以上这篇作为第一篇吧。
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